Had all you can eat sushi with Heera and I’m so full.
Dude. I’m in the same Contemp Lit class as Claudia.
I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.
this is my favourite fucking picture on the internet and the fact that it has an accompanying audio post makes me wanna cry tears of joy.
ID NEVER HEARD THIS BEFORE OMG
Colbie Caillat covers Magic!’s Rude for SiriusXM.
→ (via opensovl)
omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU
i think straight boys might be gay
of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something
|I ship Clammy|
TAELOR (liarasothersideboob) LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.
I DON’T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS UNPLEASANTLY DAM P AND STICKY OR SLIMY TO TOUCH.
|If you and Claudia have a couple name, what would it be?|
Claudia will never love me.